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Wednesday, August 17, 2011

Kind Words


Hello Amy, So ofter I have preached of the angels in heaven, but as I see people such as yourself I realize just how many angels are here on earth so often I may feel down and you are the angel who lifts me up and sets me going again. We have finished a sozo training ministry team at our church and I truly feel as a man of God that we all need to install it into our ministries. Amy you are truly a woman of God , and I have a prophetic word for you-Keep going you are succeeding, take time and love yourself,take time for yourself relax,rejuvinate spend time alone in his presence.
   Take Care because God Cares     John.
To become an ordained minister through the Universal Life Church is free and fast.  At our Online Seminary, we believe in training our ministers through distant learning courses, online sermons, weddings and funeral ceremonies and a lot more.  Many of these testimonials are from people who have been receiving our kind words' mailings.  They're free and heartfelt.  I hope you take advantage of them and sign up.

Saturday, August 13, 2011

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This is just to say 'Thank you'. What a lovely site you have, with so much useful and thoughtful information to support your ministers and their efforts.

Since applying for ordination, I have become more interested in starting my own church in the UK, and have been reading around the information you provide, and which has been shared by others. Excellent. Your own sermon regarding the 'Angel' was very touching; thank you for sharing it. The live feed on current religious topics is also excellent, as are the materials on starting your own church.

I've joined the seminary, and will be taking advantage of the development courses offered there, and will be in touch for further support materials as my ministry develops.

Thank you once again for what is clearly a labor of love.

Luke

Friday, August 12, 2011

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Because of Love   
 A brother and sister had made their usual hurried, obligatory pre-
 Christmas visit to the little farm where dwelt their elderly
 Parents with their small herd of horses. The farm was where they
 Had grown up and had been named Lone Pine Farm because of the huge
 Pine, which topped the hill behind the farm. Through the years the
 Tree had become a talisman to the old man and his wife, and a
 Landmark in the countryside. The young siblings had fond memories
 Of their childhood here, but the city hustle and bustle added more
 Excitement to their lives, and called them away to a different life.

 The old folks no longer showed their horses, for the years had
 Taken their toll, and getting out to the barn on those frosty
 Mornings was getting harder, but it gave them a reason to get up in
 The mornings and a reason to live. They sold a few foals each
 Year, and the horses were their reason for joy in the morning and
 Contentment at day's end.
 Angry, as they prepared to leave, the young couple confronted the
 Old folks "Why do you not at least dispose of  The Old One." She
 Is no longer of use to you. It's been years since you've had foals
 From her. You should cut corners and save so you can have more for
 Yourselves. How can this old worn out horse bring you anything but
 Expense and work? Why do you keep her anyway?"
 The old man looked down at his worn boots, holes in the toes,
 Scuffed at the barn floor and replied, " Yes, I could use a pair of
 New boots. His arm slid defensively about the Old One's neck as he
 Drew her near with gentle caressing he rubbed her softly behind her
 Ears. He replied softly, "We keep her because of love. Nothing
 Else, just love."

 Baffled and irritated, the young folks wished the old man and his
 Wife a Merry Christmas and headed back toward the city as darkness
 Stole through the valley. The old couple shook their heads in
 Sorrow that it had not been a happy visit. A tear fell upon their
 Cheeks. How is it that these young folks do not understand the
 Peace of the love that filled their hearts?

 So it was, that because of the unhappy leave-taking, no one noticed
 The insulation smoldering on the frayed wires in the old barn.
 None saw the first spark fall. None but the "Old One".

 In a matter of minutes, the whole barn was ablaze and the hungry
 Flames were licking at the loft full of hay. With a cry of horror
 And despair, the old man shouted to his wife to call for help as he
 Raced to the barn to save their beloved horses. But the flames were
 Roaring now, and the blazing heat drove him back. He sank sobbing
 To the ground, helpless before the fire's fury. His wife back from
 Calling for help cradled him in her arms, clinging to each other,
 They wept at their loss.

 By the time the fire department arrived, only smoking, glowing
 Ruins were left, and the old man and his wife, exhausted from their
 Grief, huddled together before the barn. They were speechless as
 They rose from the cold snow covered ground. They nodded thanks to
 The firemen as there was nothing anyone could do now. The old man
 Turned to his wife, resting her white head upon his shoulders as
 His shaking old hands clumsily dried her tears with a frayed red
 Bandana. Brokenly he whispered, "We have lost much, but God has
 Spared our home on this eve of Christmas. Let us gather strength
 And climb the hill to the old pine where we have sought comfort in
 Times of despair. We will look down upon our home and give thanks
 To God that it has been spared and pray for our beloved most
 Precious gifts that have been taken from us.

 And so, he took her by the hand and slowly helped her up the snowy
 Hill as he brushed aside his own tears with the back of his old and
 Withered hand.

 The journey up the hill was hard for their old bodies in the steep
 Snow. As they stepped over the little knoll at the crest of the
 Hill, they paused to rest, looking up to the top of the hill the
 Old couple gasped and fell to their knees in amazement at the
 Incredible beauty before them.

 Seemingly, every glorious, brilliant star in the heavens was caught
 Up in the glittering, snow-frosted branches of their beloved pine,
 And it was aglow with heavenly candles. And poised on its top most
 Bough, a crystal crescent moon glistened like spun glass. Never had
 a mere mortal created a Christmas tree such as this. They were
 Breathless as the old man held his wife tighter in his arms.

 Suddenly, the old man gave a cry of wonder and incredible joy.
 Amazed and mystified, he took his wife by the hand and pulled her
 forward. There, beneath the tree, in resplendent glory, a mist
 hovering over and glowing in the darkness was their Christmas
 gift. Shadows glistening in the night light.

 Bedded down about the "Old One" close to the trunk of the tree, was
 the entire herd, safe.

 At the first hint of smoke, she had pushed the door ajar with her
 muzzle and had led the horses through it. Slowly and with great
 dignity, never looking back, she had led them up the hill, stepping
 cautiously through the snow. The foals were frightened and dashed
 about. The skittish yearlings looked back at the crackling, hungry
 flames, and tucked their tails under them as they licked their lips
 and hopped like rabbits. The mares that were in foal with a new
 years crop of babies, pressed uneasily against the "Old One" as she
 moved calmly up the hill and to safety beneath the pine. And now,
 she lay among them and gazed at the faces of the old man and his
 wife. Those she loved she had not disappointed. Her body was
 brittle with years, tired from the climb, but the golden eyes were
 filled with devotion as she offered her gift---

 Because of love. Only Because of love.
 Tears flowed as the old couple shouted their praise and joy... And
 again the peace of love filled their hearts.

 This is a true story.


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Sunday, August 7, 2011

Kind Words

Amy,
           You are an inspiration to me. Did you happen to see that your ministry made national attention on the David Letterman Show. Of course he was making fun of it but I think it's a great opportunity for people who don't have the time or money to attend seminary. I have officiated 1 wedding and 1 funeral and my ministry credentials have gotten me into 2 different prisons to minister to inmates. Keep up the good work. You are a blessing to me.

~ Forrest
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Friday, August 5, 2011

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Law of the Garbage Truck

One day I hopped in a taxi and we took off for the airport.  We were driving in the right lane when suddenly a black car jumped out of a parking space right in front of us.  My taxi driver slammed on his brakes, skidded, and missed the other car by just inches! The driver of the other car whipped his head around and started yelling at us.  My taxi driver just smiled and waved at the guy. And I mean he was really friendly.  So I asked, 'Why did you just do that? This guy almost ruined  your car and sent us to the hospital!'

This is when my taxi driver taught me what I now call, 'The  Law of the Garbage Truck.'

He explained that many people are like garbage trucks. They run around full of garbage, full of frustration, full of anger, and full of disappointment.  As their garbage piles up, they need a place to dump it and sometimes they'll dump it on you. Don't take it  personally.  Just smile, wave, wish them well, and move on. Don't take their garbage and spread it to other people at work, at home, or on the streets.

The bottom line is that successful people do not let garbage trucks take over their day.  Life's too short to wake up in the morning with regrets, so ... Love the people who treat you right and Pray for the ones who don't.

Life is ten percent what you make it and ninety percent how you take it! 


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Ordination with the Universal Life Church, is free, legal and lasts for life, so please take advantage of our Free Online Ordination.

The  ULC, run by Rev. Long, has created a chaplaincy program to help train our ministers. We also have a huge catalog of minister supplies.  I've been ordained with the Universal Life Church for many years and am proud to have started the Seminary.


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Wednesday, August 3, 2011

Kind Words

Dear Amy-I know you have many challenges and are a shining light the way you handle things.  Keep up the good work, I am proud of you!

Emily 
Ordination with the Universal Life Church, is free,  and lasts for life, so use the Free Online Ordination, button.We also offer many free wedding ceremonies for your use.  We also offer some kind words, mailed weekly, to brighten your spirit.

Friday, July 29, 2011

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Recently I overheard a Father and daughter in their last moments together at the airport. They had announced the departure.

Standing near the security gate, they hugged and the Father said, 'I love you, and I wish you enough..'

The daughter replied, 'Dad, our life together has been more than enough. Your love is all I ever needed. I wish you enough, too, Dad.'

They kissed and the daughter left. The Father walked over to the window where I was seated. Standing there I could see he wanted and needed to cry... I tried not to intrude on his privacy, but he welcomed me in by asking, 'Did you ever say good-bye to someone knowing it would be forever?'

'Yes, I have,' I replied. 'Forgive me for asking, but why is this a forever good-bye?'.

'I am old, and she lives so far away. I have challenges ahead and the reality is - the next trip back will be for my funeral,' he said.

'When you were saying good-bye, I heard you say, 'I wish you enough.' May I ask what that means?'

He began to smile. 'That's a wish that has been handed down from other generations. My parents used to say it to everyone...' He paused a moment and looked up as if trying to remember it in detail, and he smiled even more. 'When we said, 'I wish you enough,' we were wanting the other person to have a life filled with just enough good things to sustain them.' Then turning toward me, he shared the following as if he were reciting it from memory.

I wish you enough sun to keep your attitude bright no matter how gray the day may appear.

I wish you enough rain to appreciate the sun even more.

I wish you enough happiness to keep your spirit alive and everlasting.

I wish you enough pain so that even the smallest of joys in life may appear bigger...

I wish you enough gain to satisfy your wanting.

I wish you enough loss to appreciate all that you possess.

I wish you enough hellos to get you through the final good-bye.

He then began to cry and walked away.

They say it takes a minute to find a special person, an hour to appreciate them, a day to love them; but then an entire life to forget them.

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Ordination with the Universal Life Church, is free, legal and lasts for life, so please take advantage of our Free Online Ordination.

The  ULC, run by Rev. Long, has created a chaplaincy program to help train our ministers. We also have a huge catalog of minister supplies.  I've been ordained with the Universal Life Church for many years and am proud to have started the Seminary.


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Kind Words

Amy Long has been such a positive force in my own Spirit Quest. I am taking this course and other writings from Amy have already been very helpful in my new ministry. Praise God for her Blessings. 

Rev. Laura Nowels

Ordination with the Universal Life Church, is free,  and lasts for life, so use the Free Online Ordination, button.We also offer many free wedding ceremonies for your use.  We also offer some kind words, mailed weekly, to brighten your spirit.

Friday, July 22, 2011

Kind Words

Amy,
You are such a blessing to all that you touch. Thank you so much for your support and continue to share care and love with the world for his name sake.  May God's armor of protection and grace be upon you in all good that you do.
With much blessings,
Dorothy 
Ordination with the Universal Life Church, is free,  and lasts for life, so use the Free Online Ordination, button.We also offer many free wedding ceremonies for your use.  We also offer some kind words, mailed weekly, to brighten your spirit.

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A friend of mine opened his wife's underwear drawer and picked up a silk paper wrapped package:

'This, - he said - isn't any ordinary package.'

He unwrapped the box and stared at both the silk paper and the box.

'She got this the first time we went to New York , 8 or 9 years ago.. She has never put it on , was saving it for a special occasion.

Well, I guess this is it.

He got near the bed and placed the gift box next to the other clothing he was taking to the funeral house, his wife had just died..

He turned to me and said:

'Never save something for a special occasion.

Every day in your life is a special occasion'.

I still think those words changed my life..

Now I read more and clean less.

I sit on the porch without worrying about anything.

I spend more time with my family, and less at work.

I understood that life should be a source of experience to be lived up to, not survived through.

I no longer keep anything.

I use crystal glasses every day....

I'll wear new clothes to go to the supermarket, if I feel like it.

I don't save my special perfume for special occasions, I use it whenever I want to..

The words 'Someday...' and ' One Day....' are fading away from my dictionary.

If it's worth seeing, listening or doing, I want to see, listen or do it now........

I don't know what my friend's wife would have done if she knew she wouldn't be there the next morning, this nobody can tell.

I think she might have called her relatives and closest friends.
She might call old friends to make peace over past quarrels.

I'd like to think she would go out for Chinese, her favorite food.

It's these small things that I would regret not doing, if I knew my time had come.

Each day, each hour, each minute, is special...

Live for today, for tomorrow is promised to no-one. 

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The Universal Life Church is a comprehensive online seminary where we have various classes in Christianity, one on Wicca, along with several Pagan courses, more than a few courses about Metaphysics with more being added regularly.

Ordination with the Universal Life Church, is free, legal and lasts for life, so please take advantage of our Free Online Ordination.

The  ULC, run by Rev. Long, has created a chaplaincy program to help train our ministers. We also have a huge catalog of minister supplies.  I've been ordained with the Universal Life Church for many years and am proud to have started the Seminary.


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Tuesday, July 19, 2011

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Hi Amy,
Sending "nice things to say" into our emails was a Wonderful Idea!
Also~~~ long before Americans asked for a Consumer Financial Protection Agency, I was going "one on one" with a Financial Business. The Business did everything in its power to "get me out of the way". Fortunately individuals with in my State Government came to my aid, and when I became ordained, more people rushed to help a Reverend. NOW, the entire country wants to prevent these type of Businesses from ripping off its customers.
It feels really wonderful to see such great change coming to our world. But this is only the beginning Amy. KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK!
Gary Colin

Friday, July 15, 2011

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APHORISM: A SHORT, POINTED SENTENCE EXPRESSING A WISE OR CLEVER  OBSERVATION OR A GENERAL TRUTH.

     
 1. The nicest thing about the future is that it always starts     
tomorrow. 
     
 2. Money will buy a fine dog, but only kindness will make him wag  his  tail.
    
 3. If you don't have a sense of humor, you probably don't have any sense at all. 

     
 4. Seat belts are not as confining as wheelchairs.  

     
 5. A good time to keep your mouth shut is when you're in deep water.  

     
 6. How come it takes so little time for a child who is afraid of the  dark to become a teenager who wants to stay out all night?  

     
 7. Business conventions are important because they demonstrate  how many
people a company can operate without.  

     
 8. Why is it that at class reunions you feel younger than  everyone else looks?  

     
 9. Scratch a cat and you will have a permanent job. 

     
 10. No one has more driving ambition than the boy who wants to  buy a  car.  

     
 11. There are no new sins; the old ones just get more  publicity.  

     
 12. There are worse things than getting a call for a wrong number at
4  AM. It could be a right number.  

     
 13. No one ever says 'It's only a game.' when their team is winning. 

     
 14. I've reached the age where the happy hour is a nap. 

     
 15. Be careful reading the fine print.  There's no way you're  going to
like it. 

     
 16. The trouble with bucket seats is that not everybody has the same  size  bucket.  

     
 17. Upon observing young "hep" girls, do you realize that in about 40 years, we'll have thousands  of old
 ladies running around with tattoos? (And rap music will be the  Golden Oldies!)  

     
 18. Money can't buy  happiness -- but somehow it's more comfortable to cry in a  Corvette than in a Yugo.  

     
 19. After 50, IF you don't wake up aching in every joint, you are probably dead!!  

     
 20. Always be yourself because the people that matter don't mind,  and the ones who mind, don't matter! 


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The Universal Life Church is a comprehensive online seminary where we have various classes in Christianity, one on Wicca, along with several Pagan courses, more than a few courses about Metaphysics with more being added regularly.

Ordination with the Universal Life Church, is free, legal and lasts for life, so please take advantage of our Free Online Ordination.

The  ULC, run by Rev. Long, has created a chaplaincy program to help train our ministers. We also have a huge catalog of minister supplies.  I've been ordained with the Universal Life Church for many years and am proud to have started the Seminary.


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Sunday, July 10, 2011

Kind Words

Amy,

Have I told you lately that you are a blessing?!! Providing these courses, being an outstanding author, a fantastic teacher, as well as helping out people like me, God is truly good.

Thank you,
Rev. George

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As a long time member of ULC, I created the seminary site to help train our ministers. We also have a huge selection of Universal Life Church minister supplies. Since being ordained with the Seminary since the beginning, I've watched and facilitated the huge change and growth that has continued to happen.  I also started sending out Kind Words, which has been a huge hit with the congregation.

Friday, July 8, 2011

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WHY I BECAME A MINISTER

            People often asked me if I became a minister because my family is FULL of them.  My answer is, "No".

            I became a minister because I believe there is more to "religion" than what I was taught growing up.  I don't believe that the so called "Christian" way is the only way and I believe that different "civilizations" for lack of a better word, worship the same "God" in their own way; the main thing is that we are all looking for that "Spiritual" connection and it is done in different ways in different places.

            I became a minister because I feel there is a need for compassion and a desire to reach out to those who have been "thrown to the wolves" from churches and so called "christian" families because their belief and/or lifestyle does not fit the "norm" of things.

            I believe that a minister must have an open mind, an open heart, an open soul, and a true compassion for those who need to find their "spiritual" path and to help guide them while on their spiritual journey. 

            I believe the ministry has no place for ministers who are close-minded or have their own agenda for their own glory and that is why I left the "mainstream" ministry.  That is why I have begun the process and work of starting Universal Fellowship, a Universal Life Church, in Baltimore, MD.

            I believe in Jesus as God's son, others believe him to be a prophet who God gave supernatural powers to.  I believe that God is our ultimate goal and however one gets there…of course I am not including evil in this picture because God is not evil…God is love.  Sometimes he allows us to go through things to help our "character" grow, things that we all think we could do without.  I know there have been many things I would have rather not gone through, but I did, and I matured one way or another.  I think it all depends on how we "go through it".  A wise man once told me that you determine your outcome.  You can take what you are given with a grain of salt and allow that grain of salt to clean you of what you need to be cleaned of and come out "sweet smelling" and one that others will enjoy being around, or you can allow the situation to make you a bitter, angry person and ultimately cause you to be a very lonely and miserable person, it all depends on you.

            I have been that bitter, anger, miserable, lonely person, and I didn't like it one bit!  I asked God for guidance and help, and even though I did not like the answers I got from the people He sent me to help me through it, instead of giving up, I took it with that grain of salt, let it work its way through and I became the better person for it.  Don't get me wrong, I still have days when I'm not all that sweet, but you know what?  God still loves me and that's all that matters…and that's the message I have been given to share.  When it comes down to it, a true minister is one who has been called by God to give a message, like the prophets of old, and my message is, no matter what you have done, who you are, or where you are, God loves you and wants you to come home.  Like the father and the prodigal son!
               
            Blessings to all,


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The Universal Life Church is a comprehensive online seminary where we have various classes in Christianity, one on Wicca, along with several Pagan courses, more than a few courses about Metaphysics with more being added regularly.

Ordination with the Universal Life Church, is free, legal and lasts for life, so please take advantage of our Free Online Ordination.

The  ULC, run by Rev. Long, has created a chaplaincy program to help train our ministers. We also have a huge catalog of minister supplies.  I've been ordained with the Universal Life Church for many years and am proud to have started the Seminary.


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Friday, July 1, 2011

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God's Busy                                                                                                          

0AIf you don't know GOD, don't make stupid remarks!!!!!!!                                                               

A United States Marine was attending some college courses between assignments..
He had completed missions in Iraq and 
Afghanistan . One of the courses had a professor who was an avowed atheist and
a member of the ACLU.                  
                                                                                                                       

One day the professor shocked the class when he came in he looked to the
ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you are  
real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15
minutes.'  The lecture room fell silent.
You could hear a pin drop.&nbs p;                                                                                           

                                                                                                                       

Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here I am God. I'm still
waiting.' It got down to the last couple  
of minutes when the Marine got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and
cold-cocked him, knocking him off the  
platform. The professor was out cold.                                                                                  

                                                                                                                       

The Marine went back to his seat and sat there, silently. The other students
were shocked, stunned, and sat there     
looking on in silence.  The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken,
looked at the Marine and asked, 'What the
heck is the matter with you? Why did you do that?'                                                                    

                                             &nbs p;                                                                         

The Marine calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting American soldiers
who are protecting your right to say  
stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.'                                                                  

                                                                                                                       

THIS IS GOOD. KEEP IT GOING

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The Universal Life Church is a comprehensive online seminary where we have various classes in Christianity, one on Wicca, along with several Pagan courses, more than a few courses about Metaphysics with more being added regularly.

Ordination with the Universal Life Church, is free, legal and lasts for life, so please take advantage of our Free Online Ordination.

The  ULC, run by Rev. Long, has created a chaplaincy program to help train our ministers. We also have a huge catalog of minister supplies.  I've been ordained with the Universal Life Church for many years and am proud to have started the Seminary.


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